Gasmasq's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Industry]

Damn, awesome message. Lot of "I" talk, but that's rap sometimes.
Could've been a bit clearer, more annunciated. Not sure if it's the mic or the what but the lows of the vocals get a tad muddy with that bass.

Nice job overall.

[CLAB - rezzy vs breaker]

rezzy's my boy, but soundbreaker was more entertaining and had better disses. 4th verse killed.

[CLAB - tvJohnny vs Scuare]

Johnny, what does it feel like to try to troll and look like a total idiot?
Scuare for the promotion.

[Clab - Pigpen Vs Teqneek]

Pig's creativity always astounds me. Mad props for that.
Teqneek's flow was SUPER on point, but the lyrics were almost predictable.

I can't vote on this.

Great battle guys.

[CLAB - Blest vs Byron]

Blest came in swingin hard
Byron was eh with the fast tempo that didn't fit the beat
Blest came back punch flip punch
Byron's speed gets me every time, in a bad way

Blest to advance.

[CLAB - Chainsaw vs Flip]

CS came in slow
FP was meh
CS came hurrrtin
FP was more meh

[CLAB - Nerfgun vs Jakobe]

ngt very lyrically strong here, but not as many punches and flips as jakobe.

jakobe to advance.

[Teqneek vs Byron]

This is amazing, it's like a compliment battle conversation! Legit! Damn, sick collab guys, props.

Teqneek responds:

Thanks man. Yeah we took a kind of "Anti-Battle" approach to it. I definitely like how it turned out.

[CLAB - Gasmasq vs FatBeat]

Going first was actually kinda difficult cuz I actually like Fat Beats. (Like him, like him ;D)
I decided I'd swing at stuff he had on his profile in the first verse.

Then you came in all like "philosopical hipster douchebag!" and I was like "whoa, I am that huh" then you said "collabing with the government" and yeah, I guess I did that. Next you dissed me for barely grazing Rav, which is probably also true. Of the few errors in your verse, your first is a minor, common mistake. Spokane is pronounced "spO-CAN", after the Native American tribe that was indigenous to this region before my forefathers saw fit to imprison them on "Reservations".

Anyways, the "rufies mixed with propane" line which followed struck me as odd as to how you would know how that feels, but you're obviously a lot more badass than me so I'll leave you to your sage wisdom on the subject. "HOW THE FUCK" <-see that? It's getting immediately back to the battle and capturing the listeners attention and I like it! :D

Bashing me with my foam sword is a completely legitimate threat because I do, indeed own foam swords. I would challenge you to hit me with one. Error 2, nuff said.

When the beat drops you did a sweet flow change up, that was pretty awesome.

I didn't understand where you said you were chillin with your girl at. Please PM me the address.

The Plato diss, I thought, was kinda weak, but most might not. Also good throwback to the first line.

I sound like the lovechild of Celph Titled and Sage Francis?!?! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL TO HAVE THEM AS MY DADS, except for my lack of skill and overall *something*.

BWAHAHAHAHAAA WHO WOULD WEAR AN ELVEN CLOAK TO SLAY A DRAGON?
You obviously haven't fought dragons, or known elven "work"manship. Point deducted.

-me being dumb-

"FUCK THAT!", yeah! a good start back into an awesome verse; again, capturing the audience's attention with loud use of FUCK. You're totally right, I haven't gotten any better since 2003, and it's all kinds of pitiful. I should quit rapping. I liked the throwback diss to "barely" in my first verse.
Dropping the Hadron Collider reference gave me a nerdboner. The mixing diss was strong enough that it didn't necessarily need to reference my EQ diss, but I guess it nullified it so that's cool.
Dude, i thought I was gonna bitch out too after that battle with Rav shook me so hard, I almost collapsed and died. After I stopped crying and pulled myself out of the fetal position long enough to check my email two days later, I decided I'd go out swinging in the comp. Posting the battle on soundcloud is only transfer the file to you. Mediafire doesn't seem to work on either of the computers I've tried it on. Sorry.

Nextly, you're right again, saying listeners ride my dick waaaaay too much. I'm not any good for all the reasons explained here.

The trust / dust line was cool, I like how you dun did dat der.

The smorg / bored line hit home too. It really only appears that I did so well because I was up against someone of his... caliber. It's a comparison thing. That whole shit was way weak bro.

Again, nerdboner for the correct usage and pronunciation of deicide. Cheers.

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I kinda wanna see what Fat Beats would do to JoeyKeys.

[CLAB - Alto vs MC-OG]

Damn I wish MC OG was back from Afghanistan so I could hear this battle...